Vonlakarm Jigfettail Hapsigdun is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, confident mongoose.

Vonlakarm Jigfettail Hapsigdun created parasitic wasps nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vonlakarm Jigfettail Hapsigdun, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vonlakarm Jigfettail Hapsigdun, it will not care.

Vonlakarm Jigfettail Hapsigdun's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Vonlakarm Jigfettail Hapsigdun's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Vonlakarm Jigfettail Hapsigdun.

2. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.