Gupfithit is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, merciful chinchilla.

Gupfithit created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gupfithit, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gupfithit, she will torture you forever.

Gupfithit's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Gupfithit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

3. You must never eat garlic.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.
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