Quillveenhan is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, flying naga.

Quillveenhan created time and space two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillveenhan, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Quillveenhan, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Quillveenhan's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Quillveenhan's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Quillveenhan must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always wear blue.