Gigsugpan is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, humane chinchilla.

Gigsugpan created gold nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gigsugpan, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gigsugpan, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Gigsugpan's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Gigsugpan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Gigsugpan in the centre of the settlement.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.