Sigbafnib is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, stupid wasp.

Sigbafnib created snails three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sigbafnib, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sigbafnib, he will turn you into a rock.

Sigbafnib's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Sigbafnib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

2. Always help sick tortoises.

3. Do not hurt gulls.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Never eat bark.