Lidgessparkwegminnurtrat Gofcipfab is a god.

She takes the form of a small, weak deer.

Lidgessparkwegminnurtrat Gofcipfab created humanity three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidgessparkwegminnurtrat Gofcipfab, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Lidgessparkwegminnurtrat Gofcipfab, she will be mildly annoyed.

Lidgessparkwegminnurtrat Gofcipfab's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Lidgessparkwegminnurtrat Gofcipfab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant red sculpture of Lidgessparkwegminnurtrat Gofcipfab in the centre of the settlement.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lidgessparkwegminnurtrat Gofcipfab.

3. Do not hurt monkeys.

4. Always treat voles with great respect.

5. Never wear green jumpers.