Ingdimfet is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, boastful octopus.

Ingdimfet created the Andromeda Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Ingdimfet, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ingdimfet, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Ingdimfet's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Ingdimfet's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Worship no other gods but Ingdimfet.

3. Never sprint near bats.

4. Ingdimfet loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.

5. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.