Bafbest is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, charitable toad.

Bafbest created the Milkyway eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bafbest, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bafbest, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Bafbest's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Bafbest's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Do not listen to music.