Bafbest is a god.
She takes the form of a rotund, charitable
toad.
Bafbest created the Milkyway eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bafbest, she will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Bafbest, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.
Bafbest's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.
Bafbest's Holy Commandments1. Always pray immersed in water.
2. Always pray in complete darkness.
3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
4. Do not sing in public.
5. Do not listen to music.