Gephityik is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, narcissistic goblin.

Gephityik created light two million years ago.

If you believe in Gephityik, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gephityik, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Gephityik's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Gephityik's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about spacetime.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Put Gephityik first in all things.

5. Do not hurt seals.