Damjigmut is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, grumpy bear.

Damjigmut created an atom six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Damjigmut, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Damjigmut, she will turn you into a duck.

Damjigmut's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Damjigmut's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Eagles are not to be trusted.

5. Fast once a month.