Rawnatpag is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, witty goblin.

Rawnatpag created the planet Earth two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawnatpag, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rawnatpag, he will turn you into a hamster.

Rawnatpag's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Rawnatpag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help frogs in need.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always obey Rawnatpag's priests.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.