Mishapceb Tindabbus is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, boastful octopus.

Mishapceb Tindabbus created the Whirlpool Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mishapceb Tindabbus, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Mishapceb Tindabbus, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Mishapceb Tindabbus' most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Mishapceb Tindabbus' Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three snakes approach from the north.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never hurt badgers.