Milpombellaftapmob is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, competent snake.

Milpombellaftapmob created the Tadpole Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Milpombellaftapmob, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Milpombellaftapmob, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Milpombellaftapmob's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Milpombellaftapmob's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never hurt hamsters.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always look after injured dolphins.

5. Shrews are not to be trusted.