Dodhigdid is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, grumpy dolphin.

Dodhigdid created a Higgs boson six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dodhigdid, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dodhigdid, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Dodhigdid's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Dodhigdid's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Feed all hungry goats.

3. Worship no other gods but Dodhigdid.

4. Never hurt hamsters.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.