Dossstikjin is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, boastful gerbil.

Dossstikjin created the planet Earth five million years ago.

If you believe in Dossstikjin, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dossstikjin, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Dossstikjin's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Dossstikjin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick sheep.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Never talk about nebulae.