Tancinbad is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, cheerful snake.

Tancinbad created the Sunflower Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tancinbad, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tancinbad, he will turn you into a sheep.

Tancinbad's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Tancinbad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about limes.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Put Tancinbad first in all things.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.