Jipjinnull is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, unsympathetic dragon.

Jipjinnull created everything that exists three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jipjinnull, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Jipjinnull, she will turn you into a mole.

Jipjinnull's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Jipjinnull's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear pink.

2. Never paint your chest turquoise.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jipjinnull.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.