Spaggublib is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, unfair capybara.

Spaggublib created an electron two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Spaggublib, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Spaggublib, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Spaggublib's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Spaggublib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never think about solid mechanics.

3. Never write about quantum field theory.

4. Never think about ultrasonics near tortoises while wearing cyan jumpers and balancing six zinc spheres on your back.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.