Pigkon is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, annoying chinchilla.

Pigkon created dark matter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pigkon, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Pigkon, he will make you grow a tail.

Pigkon's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Pigkon's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of eagles.

2. Never wear kilts.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not wear red clothing.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.