Budkiphugdibkab is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, competent donkey.

Budkiphugdibkab created water nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Budkiphugdibkab, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Budkiphugdibkab, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Budkiphugdibkab's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Budkiphugdibkab's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. You must pray to Budkiphugdibkab six times a day.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never think ill of sick doves.

5. Never write about moons.