Jinsatnut is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, stupid gerbil.

Jinsatnut created water nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jinsatnut, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Jinsatnut, it will jump up and down on your head.

Jinsatnut's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Jinsatnut's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

3. Do not kill eagles.

4. Feed all hungry tortoises.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics near moths while wearing blue skirts and balancing eight carbon spheres on your neck.