Jadgodkad is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, generous crow.

Jadgodkad created snails three billion years ago.

If you believe in Jadgodkad, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jadgodkad, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Jadgodkad's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Jadgodkad's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat dolphins with great respect.

2. Always help sick birds.

3. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always wear indigo.