Stigjatzed is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, compassionate shrew.

Stigjatzed created Mount Everest nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stigjatzed, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Stigjatzed, it will turn you into a worm.

Stigjatzed's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Stigjatzed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt whales.

2. Do not keep three hamsters in a large pit.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.