Jancansid is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, all-powerful skunk.

Jancansid created light five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jancansid, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Jancansid, he will turn you into a mole.

Jancansid's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Jancansid's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into gray rooms.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not speak about limes.

5. Do not hurt frogs.