Nullyamzak is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, strong otter.

Nullyamzak created Europe eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nullyamzak, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nullyamzak, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Nullyamzak's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Nullyamzak's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never leap near otters.

4. You must love Nullyamzak.

5. Never skip in holy places.
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