Bepkangat Flishatgebflam is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, ruthless zebra.

Bepkangat Flishatgebflam created the world nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bepkangat Flishatgebflam, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bepkangat Flishatgebflam, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bepkangat Flishatgebflam's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Bepkangat Flishatgebflam's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tortoises in need.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never wear ear rings.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics near rats while wearing fawn corsets and balancing seven copper spheres on your back.
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