Piggodarn Nelbenfarn is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, calm pigeon.

Piggodarn Nelbenfarn created the Sol system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Piggodarn Nelbenfarn, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Piggodarn Nelbenfarn, she will destroy your home solar system.

Piggodarn Nelbenfarn's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Piggodarn Nelbenfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

2. Always help sick cats.

3. Learn three new languages a year.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. You must love Piggodarn Nelbenfarn.