Baptikbif is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, blissful bee.

Baptikbif created parasitic wasps eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Baptikbif, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Baptikbif, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Baptikbif's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Baptikbif's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Baptikbif.

2. Hide if three seals approach from the east.

3. Baptikbif must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.