Sugfotbab is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, omniscient squid.

Sugfotbab created tapeworms four years ago.

If you believe in Sugfotbab, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sugfotbab, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Sugfotbab's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Sugfotbab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill goats.

2. Never hurt frogs.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Never think about quantum field theory near dolphins while wearing pink stockings and balancing eight silicon spheres on your face.

5. Never eat parsnips.