Misrotfun is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, awesome owl.

Misrotfun created the planet Venus five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Misrotfun, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Misrotfun, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Misrotfun's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Misrotfun's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat lentils.

2. Never think about solid mechanics.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not covet oxen.