Tifgofsag is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, generous dragon.

Tifgofsag created Asia four million years ago.

If you believe in Tifgofsag, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tifgofsag, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Tifgofsag's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Tifgofsag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about strawberries.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

5. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Tifgofsag in the centre of the settlement.