Yarsterdan is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, benevolent skunk.

Yarsterdan created the Small Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarsterdan, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Yarsterdan, it will make you grow a tail.

Yarsterdan's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Yarsterdan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick moths.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

4. Worship no other gods but Yarsterdan.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.