Jencussgemzog is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, astonishing pig.

Jencussgemzog created the planet Jupiter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jencussgemzog, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Jencussgemzog, she will send minions to preach to you.

Jencussgemzog's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Jencussgemzog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never feed parsnips to capybaras while wearing trousers.

4. Never paint your face red.

5. Never pour water over plants.