Nuryarlvonk is a god.
It takes the form of a gargantuan, ruthless
wasp.
Nuryarlvonk created gold four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nuryarlvonk, it will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Nuryarlvonk, it will say rude things about you at parties.
Nuryarlvonk's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.
Nuryarlvonk's Holy Commandments1. Do not take Nuryarlvonk's name in vain.
2. You must love Nuryarlvonk.
3. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.
4. Do not dye your hair mauve.
5. Never look at moons.