Fabmabcabhot is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, narcissistic shrew.

Fabmabcabhot created the Sun eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabmabcabhot, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fabmabcabhot, she will be very sad.

Fabmabcabhot's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Fabmabcabhot's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat gooseberries.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Hide from violet horses for they are unholy.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fabmabcabhot.