Rigtadpod is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, deceitful jaguar.

Rigtadpod created the solar system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rigtadpod, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Rigtadpod, she will turn you into a puffin.

Rigtadpod's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Rigtadpod's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear white.

2. Do not hurt squirrels.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Always look after injured goats.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.