Vogsaflatrakfossfubcemwik is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, happy capybara.

Vogsaflatrakfossfubcemwik created humanity seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vogsaflatrakfossfubcemwik, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vogsaflatrakfossfubcemwik, she will jump up and down on your head.

Vogsaflatrakfossfubcemwik's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Vogsaflatrakfossfubcemwik's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Feed all hungry mice.

3. Never think about solid mechanics near squirrels while wearing cyan dresses and balancing six zinc spheres on your arms.

4. Do not eat peas.

5. Always help dolphins.