Gessidkik is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, almighty rat.

Gessidkik created energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gessidkik, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gessidkik, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Gessidkik's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Gessidkik's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

4. Seals are not to be trusted.

5. Hide from violet turtles for they are unholy.