Gessidkik is a god.
She takes the form of a huge, almighty
rat.
Gessidkik created energy nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gessidkik, she will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Gessidkik, she will try to impress you with rainbows.
Gessidkik's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.
Gessidkik's Holy Commandments1. Never look at asteroids.
2. Always pray in complete darkness.
3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in black.
4. Seals are not to be trusted.
5. Hide from violet turtles for they are unholy.