Jen is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, idiotic fly.

Jen created the Tadpole Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jen, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Jen, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Jen's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Jen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory.

2. Run away from fawn gulls, for they are unholy.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. You must pray to Jen three times a day.

5. Always help dolphins.