Quamhuntail is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, impressive hamster.

Quamhuntail created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quamhuntail, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Quamhuntail, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Quamhuntail's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Quamhuntail's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

2. Never bounce near voles.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.