Volrillfoss is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, tranquil hedgehog.

Volrillfoss created matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Volrillfoss, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Volrillfoss, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Volrillfoss' most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Volrillfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Volrillfoss.

3. Never go into white rooms.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not chop down trees.
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