Yarlgabrullitnarparkdisszen is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, competent elephant.

Yarlgabrullitnarparkdisszen created the Sombrero Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarlgabrullitnarparkdisszen, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yarlgabrullitnarparkdisszen, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Yarlgabrullitnarparkdisszen's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Yarlgabrullitnarparkdisszen's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not commit murder.
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