Manvilman is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, witty cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Manvilman created water three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Manvilman, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Manvilman, she will destroy your home planet.

Manvilman's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Manvilman's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

3. Manvilman must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never write about archaea.

5. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.