Safyattmon is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, smart giraffe.

Safyattmon created water two million years ago.

If you believe in Safyattmon, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Safyattmon, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Safyattmon's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Safyattmon's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.