Mondapgof is a god.

He takes the form of a large, witless squid.

Mondapgof created silver five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mondapgof, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Mondapgof, he will come to you in dreams.

Mondapgof's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Mondapgof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Never eat bark.