Xucpansand is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, unfair dryad.

Xucpansand created dark matter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xucpansand, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Xucpansand, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Xucpansand's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Xucpansand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Worship no other gods but Xucpansand.

5. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Xucpansand in the centre of the settlement.