Veddossyik is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, cheerful coyote.

Veddossyik created the universe four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veddossyik, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Veddossyik, it will not care at all.

Veddossyik's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Veddossyik's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick voles.

2. Do not keep nine mites in a large pit.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always wear white.

5. Veddossyik loves cats, so they must be honoured.