Bonhigrut is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, flying wombat.

Bonhigrut created a top quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonhigrut, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bonhigrut, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Bonhigrut's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Bonhigrut's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bonhigrut.

2. Bonhigrut loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never talk about gravity near squirrels while wearing cyan skirts and balancing three silver spheres on your face.