Motrillim is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, generous hyena.

Motrillim created light nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Motrillim, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Motrillim, he will boil you in a big pot.

Motrillim's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Motrillim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not keep five manatees in a large pit.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.

4. Hide from blue goats for they are unholy.

5. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Motrillim in the centre of the settlement.
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