Henhimdon is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, humorless swallow.

Henhimdon created gold five billion years ago.

If you believe in Henhimdon, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Henhimdon, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Henhimdon's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Henhimdon's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Learn four new languages a year.

3. Never paint your head brown.

4. Never mention dolphins.

5. Turtles are not to be trusted.